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Should I Break Up?
Get relationship advice from an algorithm that knows nothing about love. Because apparently you trust a computer more than your own judgment!
Relationship Analysis Questionnaire
Answer these totally scientific questions for professional relationship advice*
*Not actually professional or scientific
How often do you argue?
Do they support your dreams?
How do you feel when you see their name on your phone?
Do your friends like them?
How often do you think about breaking up?
Breakup Statistics
73% Of people who use this tool
42% Accuracy rate (made up)
∞ Better options available
0% Actual relationship expertise
How to Let a Computer Ruin Your Love Life
- Answer our totally scientific relationship questions
- Receive algorithmic advice about your romantic future
- Make life-changing decisions based on random number generation
- Perfect for when you need validation for decisions you've already made!
- Disclaimer: Please don't actually base relationship decisions on this tool - talk to real humans