All Our Stupid Tools
Every single ridiculous tool we've created (and plan to create), all in one place. Prepare to waste time in the most entertaining way possible! (Your boss will love this.) đŻ
Showing all 71 tools (because you apparently need this many ways to procrastinate)
Excuse Generator
Generate hilariously creative excuses because taking responsibility is so last century.
Compliment Generator
Get randomly generated compliments because your ego needs artificial validation.
Decision Maker
Can't make basic life choices? Let our algorithm do the thinking for you!
Random Color
Discover beautiful random colors because choosing your own is apparently too difficult.
Password Generator
Create secure passwords with silly words because 'password123' wasn't cutting it.
Number Genie
Generate random numbers with mystical powers and absolutely zero scientific backing.
Useless Button
A button that does absolutely nothing useful, but somehow you can't stop clicking it.
Cat Translator
Finally understand what your cat is really thinking (spoiler: it's probably judgment).
Virtual Bubble Wrap
Pop bubbles digitally because real bubble wrap is apparently too mainstream.
Bad Advice Generator
Generates hilariously bad advice that will definitely make your problems worse.
Magic 8-Ball
Let a digital ball make your life decisions because you clearly can't.
Fortune Cookie
Digital fortune cookies with wisdom as reliable as your horoscope.
Life Decision Coin Toss
Let a coin make your major life decisions because that's totally responsible.
Click Counter
Count your clicks because apparently you have nothing better to measure.
Pet Name Combiner
Combine pet names into ridiculous abominations that shouldn't exist.
Virtual High-Five
High-five your screen because human contact is apparently overrated.
Animal Noise Simulator
Make animal sounds because your communication skills peaked in kindergarten.
World's Dumbest Quiz
A quiz so obvious that getting it wrong would be an achievement.
Sloth Appreciation Page
Celebrate the internet's favorite slow-moving mammal in all its lazy glory.
Useless Skill Simulator
Learn completely pointless skills that will impress absolutely no one.
What's My Superpower?
Discover your completely useless superpower that won't save anyone.
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Play the classic game against an AI that probably cheats.
Pet Age Calculator
Calculate your pet's age in human years and feel old together.
Is It Tacos Today?
The most important question of the day, answered with scientific precision.
Instant Roast Generator
Get mildly insulted by an algorithm that doesn't even know you.
Minimalist Pomodoro Timer
A timer that judges you for procrastinating while pretending to help productivity.
Should I Break Up?
Get relationship advice from an algorithm that knows nothing about love.
Dinosaur Name Generator
Create ridiculous dinosaur names because extinction wasn't embarrassing enough.
Coffee Order Simulator
Generate ridiculously complicated coffee orders that baristas will hate.
Bad Life Hacks
Life hacks so terrible they'll make your life objectively worse.
Infinite Zoom Meme
A single meme with endless zoom layers because apparently we needed this.
Time Travel Machine
Calculate where you'd be if time travel was real (spoiler: still disappointed).
How Rich Am I?
Compare your wealth using completely meaningless metrics that will depress you.
Random Dog Breed Matcher
Find your perfect dog breed based on completely arbitrary criteria.
Keyboard Smasher
Type anything and watch it get gloriously destroyed by digital chaos.
Random Insult Generator
Get harmlessly roasted by an AI that probably has better things to do.
What Type of Bread Are You?
Discover your bread personality because apparently everything needs a quiz now.
Fake Horoscope Generator
Get horoscopes as accurate as the real ones (which isn't saying much).
Wheel of Random Tasks
Spin to decide your next task because prioritizing is apparently too hard.
Endless Progress Bar
A loading bar that never finishes because patience is apparently overrated.
Don't Touch the White Pixel
Your cursor must avoid one pixel forever because we hate your productivity.
Staring Contest AI
Digital eyes that you try to out-stare because human interaction is too mainstream.
Banana Clicker
Pointless incremental game where you collect bananas for absolutely no reason.
Annoying Maze
Every time you reach the exit, the maze shifts because we're evil like that.
Excuse Generator Variants
Tailored excuses for kids, work, and school because one size doesn't fit all lies.
Conspiracy Theory Generator
Absurd mashups like "Aliens control pigeons through Wi-Fi" because logic is optional.
Random Soundboard
Plays a random silly sound effect every time you click because silence is boring.
Band Name Generator
Bizarre combos like "Fluffy Chainsaw" for your nonexistent music career.
Weird Law Generator
Surfaces ridiculous "laws" (real or fake) that make you question humanity.
Broken Calculator
Always gives the wrong answer, slightly off, because math is apparently optional.
Fake Hacker Screen
Looks like The Matrix but does nothing except make you feel cool.
Loading Screen Simulator
Mimics installing something important while doing absolutely nothing.
CAPS LOCK Screamer
Flashes warnings if you type in caps because apparently we're your mom now.
404 Page Creator
Gives you fake "website not found" pages because disappointment is an art form.
Shower Thought Generator
Random weird but deep "thoughts" that sound profound but aren't.
Dad Joke Machine
Groan-worthy random dad jokes that will make everyone leave the room.
Random Pickup Line Generator
Hilariously bad flirting lines guaranteed to end conversations.
Condescending Clap Text Maker
Inserts đ between đ every đ word đ because đ passive đ aggression đ rocks.
Cursed Emoji Mixer
Mashes two emojis into something horrifying that shouldn't exist.
When Will You Marry?
Spits out absurd timelines like "in 306 years" because love has no schedule.
Random Phobia Finder
Invents fears you didn't know you had because anxiety needs more fuel.
Past Life Job Generator
Tells you what you "used to be" like "a medieval potato" because reincarnation is weird.
Villain Name Generator
Assigns you a comic-style evil name for your inevitable world domination plans.
Daily Luck Forecast
Fake % chance of good vs bad luck because superstition needs data visualization.
Twitter Bio Generator
Absurd bios for wannabe influencers who think they're more interesting than they are.
Fake News Headline Maker
Nonsense breaking news ticker because reality wasn't confusing enough.
Random Hashtag Generator
Useless hashtags like #BananaJustice for your meaningless social media posts.
Clickbait Title Maker
"You Won't Believe What Happens When..." you use this completely obvious tool.
Emoji Translator
Converts text into pure emoji gibberish because words are apparently outdated.
Internet is Down Prank
Simulate a fake internet outage to confuse and terrify your friends.
Viral Confession Booth
Anonymous confessions that are definitely not being stored forever.