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Cat Translator

Finally understand what your cat is really thinking (spoiler: it's probably judgment). Our advanced AI translates meows with 0% scientific backing but 100% entertainment value!

What Did Your Cat Say?

Click a meow button or type something to see what your cat really means!

Current Cat Mood

Plotting Your Demise Mildly Tolerant Actually Likes You

Mood analysis pending... (probably not good)

Recent Conversations (Your Cat's Greatest Hits)

Start translating to see your cat's profound thoughts!

How to Pretend You Understand Cats

  • Click meow buttons or type custom cat sounds for "translation"
  • Watch our totally scientific mood meter analyze your cat's attitude
  • Build a history of your cat's most judgmental comments
  • Perfect for cat owners who need validation that their pets actually communicate!
  • Disclaimer: Translations are 100% fictional and your cat probably thinks you're an idiot