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Coffee Order Simulator
Generate ridiculously complicated coffee orders that baristas will hate. Create the most pretentious and impossible coffee combinations known to humanity!
Coffee Complexity Laboratory
Your Coffee Order Hall of Shame
Generate some coffee orders to see your collection of barista torture devices!
How to Become a Coffee Shop Villain
- Adjust complexity and pretentiousness levels to your desired annoyance factor
- Generate impossibly complicated coffee orders that will test any barista's patience
- Perfect for pranking friends or understanding why coffee shops hate you!
- Use responsibly - actual baristas are human beings with feelings
- Disclaimer: Please don't actually order these - they're designed to be ridiculous