👨 Dad Joke Machine
Groan-worthy random dad jokes that will make everyone leave the room. Warning: May cause eye-rolling, groaning, and sudden urges to change the subject! 🤦♀️
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Pro Dad Tips
Timing is everything - deliver the punchline with maximum confidence and a straight face.
The worse the joke, the better. If nobody groans, you're not trying hard enough.
Always follow up with "Get it?" even when the joke is painfully obvious.
Master the dad chuckle - that satisfied laugh at your own terrible joke.
⚠️ Dad Joke Warning
These jokes are scientifically proven to cause eye-rolling, groaning, and sudden exits from rooms. Use responsibly around teenagers, coworkers, and anyone with a functioning sense of humor. Side effects may include: becoming "that person," losing friends, and an inexplicable urge to wear socks with sandals.