Minimalist Pomodoro Timer

A timer that judges you for procrastinating while pretending to help productivity. Because apparently you need a computer to tell you when to work!

25:00
Work Session
Session 1 of 4

Timer Settings (For Your "Productivity")

Your "Productivity" Stats

0 Sessions Completed
0 Minutes "Focused"
0% Productivity Score
100% Procrastination Level

Motivational Judgment

Ready to pretend you're productive? Let's start this charade!

How to Pretend You're Productive

  • Set a timer and pretend to work for the designated time
  • Take breaks to scroll social media (we won't judge... much)
  • Watch your "productivity" stats grow while your actual work remains undone
  • Perfect for feeling accomplished while accomplishing nothing!
  • Disclaimer: This timer cannot actually make you productive - that's still your job