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Time Travel Machine

Calculate where you'd be if time travel was real (spoiler: still disappointed). Explore alternate timelines and regret your life choices across multiple dimensions!

Configure Your Time Travel Parameters

Time Travel Statistics

0 Total Trips
0 Paradoxes Created
100% Timeline Integrity
0% Regret Level

Your Time Travel Log

No time travel attempts yet. Your timeline remains intact!

How to Mess with the Space-Time Continuum

  • Enter your details and travel parameters to calculate your temporal journey
  • Choose between past regrets and future anxieties
  • Discover what your alternate timeline self is up to
  • Perfect for when you need to blame your problems on temporal mechanics!
  • Warning: May cause existential dread and an unhealthy obsession with alternate realities