🐦 Twitter Bio Generator
Create absurd bios for wannabe influencers who think they're more interesting than they are. Perfect for when your personality needs artificial enhancement! 📱
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Pro Influencer Delusion Tips:
💡 Emoji Overload: Use at least 5 emojis per bio. If people can read it without squinting, you're not trying hard enough!
🎭 Fake It Till You Make It: Claim expertise in things you googled once. Confidence is 90% of being an influencer!
🌟 Buzzword Bingo: Include words like "authentic," "passionate," and "game-changer" even if they make no sense together.
🎪 Humble Bragging: Mention your "journey" and how you're "blessed" while subtly flexing your imaginary achievements.
🎨 Call to Action: End with "DM for collabs" even though you have nothing to offer except delusions of grandeur.
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⚠️ Reality Check Warning ⚠️
The bios generated by this tool may cause:
- Uncontrollable eye-rolling from friends and family
- Sudden influx of MLM recruitment messages
- Existential crisis about your actual accomplishments
- Compulsive checking of follower count
- Urge to start a podcast about your "journey"
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