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How Rich Am I?

Compare your wealth using completely meaningless metrics that will depress you. Discover your financial status through absurd comparisons and questionable math!

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Global Wealth Statistics (Totally Accurate)

7.8B People Poorer Than Bezos
42% Of Wealth is Avocado Toast
∞ Money Needed for Happiness
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